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日安 人类们
Greetings, fellow humans.
你们将要见到的是我侦探生涯中
What you are about to see is a historical record
历史性的记载
of my life as a detective.
它被严密地论证过
It has been rigorously fact-checked.
还极度机密
It is also highly confidential.
但我同意记录它 因为对于任何一个想要成为侦探的人来说
But I have agreed to document it because my expertise is invaluable
我的专业技术都是无价的
to anyone who ever wanted to be a detective.
甚至可能对每个人来说都无价
Which is probably everyone.
即便如此 不要在家尝试任何你将要看到的事
That said, do not try any of what you are about to see at home.
高风险的世界对于一个职业侦探是危险的
The high stakes world of a professional detective is dangerous,
变幻莫测的
fast moving, and unpredictable.
尤其是包括卡车 窗户和一头北极熊的部分
Especially the part involving a truck, a window, and a polar bear.
一个成功的世界
A world of success
正在等待我
It's waiting for me
如果我听到呼唤
If I heed the call
我不会苟且偷安
I won't settle down
不会满足于更少的
Won't settle for less...
错已铸成
Mistakes were made.
但我应该倒退一下
But I should back up.
倒退这个故事 而不是这辆卡车
The story, not the truck.
这是我住的地方
This is where I live.
好吧 不是那里 而是这里
Well, not there, but, here.
北波特兰 在水塔的阴影下
North Portland, in the shadow of this water tower.
我叫菲列（英文谐音失败） 蒂米菲列
My name is Failure, Timmy Failure.
我的名字原来是这样写
My name used to be spelled like this.
但是有人改了它 现在 它是这样写
But somebody changed it. And now, it's spelled like this.
这个名字有误导性 因为我绝对不是
The name is misleading, because I am anything but.
我只担心一件事
I am only concerned with one thing...
伟大
greatness.
我是侦探事务所的创始人 主席和总裁
I am the founder, president, and CEO of my own detective agency.
它是镇上最好的侦探事务所
It's the best detective agency in town.
也有可能是世界最好的
Perhaps, the world.
这是我最新的案子 可能是我传奇生涯中最大的一个
This is my latest case. Maybe the biggest of my storied career.
这是我的伙伴 他叫托托
And that's my partner. His name is Total.
他是一个一千五百磅的北极熊
He's a 1500-pound polar bear.
他被定义为渐危物种 因为他在北极圈的家在融化
He's classified as a vulnerable species, because his arctic home is melting.
在近五十年 它融化的
So in 50 years, it retreated more than it had
比前两百年还要多
in the previous 200.
所以他为了生存开始流浪
So, he wandered for food.
先是在海上
First by sea...
后来就到了陆地
and then by land.
直到他到了波特兰
Until he came to Portland.
斯顿普敦 在小路尽头的城市
Stumptown, the city at the end of the trail.
- 你就这样走了吗 - 我要过我的生活
- You're just leaving? - I need to live my life.
你为什么不和我们住在这里 你承诺过的
Well, why can't you live it here with us, like you promised?
我很抱歉 好吗
You know, I'm sorry, all right?
你很抱歉 好 一个只会抱歉的废物
You're sorry, all right. A sorry loser!
一个事情会变得奇怪的地方
A place where things get strange.
他找到了我们家
And he found our house...
和我的麦片
and my cereal.
我们买的高质量的麦片
We buy good cereal.
最开始 他表现得相当勤奋和负责
Initially, he displayed a fair degree of diligence and responsibility.
所以我修订了事务所的官方许可
So, I amended the official license of my agency.
并且同意让他成为正式合伙人
And agreed to make him a full partner.
这是个错误
Which was a mistake.
他的勤奋和负责都是计谋
The diligence and responsibility were a ruse.
是北极熊们都会做的事情
It's something polar bears do.
我的交通方式是我成功的关键
My mode of transportation is the key to my success.
它叫菲列战车
It's called the Failure Mobile.
我可以无限制地使用这个威风的机器
It is an imposing machine that allows me unlimited access
到镇上每一个地方
to the entire town.
它赢得了别人的尊重
And it commands the respect of others.
因为在波特兰的大街上 尊重是至关重要的
'Cause on the mean streets of Portland, respect is critical.
值得一提的是它是我母亲的
It should also be noted that it belongs to my mother,
她在一次教堂抽奖中抽中了
who won it in a church raffle.
我抽中了我抽中了 我从来没抽中过
I won! I won; I never win crap. Boom!
她把它叫做她的减压器
She calls it her stress reliever.
所以 她列出了我该何时以及如何使用它的限制
And so, she set forth some restrictions on when and how I can use it.
永远不行 永远 永远
Never, ever, ever!
我认为她的话含糊不清
I thought that was vague...
所以我还是用了它
so I use it.
我和当地执法部门的关系是很不确定的
My relationship with local law enforcement is problematic.
他们羡慕我的才华 但是怨恨我拒绝合作的事
They admire my talent, but resent the fact that I refuse to collaborate.
但是我不需要 因为我的事业在蓬勃发展
But I don't have to, because business is booming.
波特兰是一个充斥着犯罪的城市
Portland is a city that is rife with crime,
腐败
corruption...
还有俄罗斯人
and Russians.
记大过
That's a demerit.
- 嗨 贡纳尔 - 嗨 蒂米 你想做什么
- Hello, Gunnar. - Hey, Timmy. What do you want?
我知道有人偷了你的背包
I understand someone stole your backpack.
对 所以呢
Yeah, so?
你可能在想我怎么知道的
You may be wondering how I know that.
我把告示贴满了整个学校
I posted signs all over school.
我想让你知道我们专业严谨
I want you to know that we are professional and discreet.
我们能找到你的背包
We can find your backpack.
我们是谁
Who's we?
我们在浪费宝贵的时间
We're wasting valuable time.
我一般会把我的背包放在那里
I normally keep my backpack right there.
但是 我真正在乎的只是我的瑞士军刀
But, all I really care about is my Swiss Army knife.
它在书包的前侧口袋里
It was in the front pocket.
- 所以 你是瑞士人吗 - 不是
- So, you're Swiss? - No.
但是你用军刀战斗吗
But you fight with knives?
我拿它是用来侦查的 我在努力争取我的生存技能徽章
I got it for scouting. I'm trying to earn my survival skills badge.
你得在树林里生存两天 只带一把小刀
You got to survive in the woods, for two days, with only a knife.
那是什么生存
Survive what exactly?
无论发生什么都得生存下去
Whatever comes.
没错
Yes, yeah!
祝你好运 孩子
Good luck, Son.
也许你该去争取鸟类观察徽章
Maybe go for the bird watching badge instead.
我现在必须做作业了 蒂米
I have to do my homework now, Timmy.
这是用来监视敌人的吗
Is this for enemy surveillance?
这是用来看星星的
It's for looking at stars.
很好的掩盖 我觉得我们检查完了
Good cover. I think we're done here.
- 你什么都没做 - 错
- You didn't do anything. - Incorrect.
我检查了犯罪现场并且得出了一个全面的结论
I surveyed the crime scene and reached a comprehensive conclusion.
背包 丢失
Backpack, gone.
我会自己出去
I'll show myself out.
那是壁橱
That's the closet.
对
Correct.
- 你是谁 - 蒂米 你是谁
- Who are you? - Timmy. Who are you?
加布
Gabe.
- 你住这儿吗 - 不 有人故意把我的名字放在墙上
- You live here? - No, someone just put my name on the wall.
这条愚蠢的围巾是怎么回事
What's with the dumb scarf?
这很有标志性
It's distinctive.
对 而且看起来不正常
Yeah, it's also not normal.
正常是给普通人的
Normal is for normal people.
关上门 怪人
Close the door, weirdo.
你得出去
With you on the outside.
滚开 否则我揍你
Get out, or I'm gonna pound you!
蒂米 你真是疯了才会进去 加布上中学了
Timmy, you're nuts for going in there. Gabe's in middle school.
他精神失常了
He's got a screw loose.
我在寻找线索
I was looking for clues.
- 你找到任何线索了吗 - 当然
- Did you find any? - Of course.
加布 非常粗鲁
Gabe, very rude.
背包 丢失
Backpack, gone.
加布 非常粗鲁
Gabe, very rude.
我漏掉了什么
What am I missing?
随着夜幕降临
As darkness falls,
我继续与复杂的贡纳尔案子作斗争
I continue to wrestle with the complexities of the Gunnar case.
好消息是我母亲有两份工作
The good news is that my mother has two jobs.
所以我可以享受独自工作的和平与宁静
So, I am left alone to work in peace and quiet.
坏消息是我的办公室很狭窄
The bad news is my cramped office conditions.
蒂米 我回来了
Timmy, I'm home.
惨无人道
It's inhumane.
蒂米
Timmy?
我有革新的计划 所以我预定了电话会议
I have plans to renovate, so I scheduled a teleconference.
- 母亲 - 嗯
- Mother. - Yep?
如果你能处理掉你所有的衣服 那会对我很有帮助
It would be helpful if you would get rid of all your clothes.
我需要更多办公的地方
I need more office space.
我不可能处理掉我的衣服
I'm not getting rid of my clothes.
你要是需要更大的办公室 往别处找
You need a bigger office, you look for it somewhere else.
吃你的汉堡
Eat your burger.
- 服务员 - 是
- Server. - Yeah?
我需要房地产的清单
I need the real estate listings.
你认真的吗
Oh, are you serious?
- 他开玩笑的 - 我认真的
- He's not. - I am.
不是 这 谢谢你 不用了
No. That's... Thank you. No.
- 好吧 - 吃饭
- Okay. - Eat.
我可能会把我的办公室搬到市中心 更有声望
I'll probably move my office downtown. More prestige.
为什么把你自己限制在市中心
Why limit yourself to downtown?
这是你的世界总部 你得想的更大点
It's your world headquarters, you've got to think bigger.
- 更大 - 对
- Bigger? - Yeah.
就像 我一直都想住到纽约
Like, I always wanted to live in New York City.
演唱会 博物馆 百老汇剧场
The music scene, museums, the Broadway shows,
你会爱上百老汇的 你应该把办公室搬到那儿
you would love Broadway, buddy. That's where you should have your office.
菲列
Failure!
我要留在波特兰
I'll stay in Portland.
我告诉你 如果你吃完了你的食物
I tell you what, if you finish all of your food,
我们可以在回家的路上去拿房地产的清单
we'll pick up the real estate listings on our way home.
商业性的房地产吗
Commercial real estate?
当然 更有声望
Of course. More prestige.
备注到档案 考虑雇佣母亲当全球规划员
Note to file, consider hiring Mother for global planning position.
谢了 朋友
Thanks, buddy.
所以我把我的远大志向定在了一个新的世界总部
And so, I set my lofty sights on a new world headquarters,
来容纳我的事务所
befitting my agency.
租金比预想的要高
Rents are higher than anticipated.
我们必须尽快解决贡纳尔的案子
It's urgent we crack the Gunnar case.
蒂米 起床了
Timmy, get up.
一旦我们解决了贡纳尔的案子 叮当
And once we crack the Gunnar case, bingo bango.
我们会赚十几亿
We'll be making billions.
用那些钱 我们就能开我们新的办公室
And with all that cash, we'll be able to open our new office.
在市中心
Downtown.
放学后我们再去一次贡纳尔家
We'll return to Gunnar's after school.
采集指纹
Dust for fingerprints,
- 收集一些头发样本 - 爱你 兄弟
- take some hair samples. - Love you buddy!
嘿 蒂米快点 你要迟到了
Hey, Timmy. Come on, you're gonna be late.
我们休息时再开会
We'll reconvene at recess.
我也不喜欢这样
I don't like it either.
校规
School policy.
校规 他们抵制熊
School policy. They're anti-bear.
虚伪的人们
Hypocrites.
你迟到了 菲列
You're late, Failure.
- 又一次 - 科罗卡斯先生 他是一个事儿精
- Again. - Mr. Crocus. He's problematic.
菲列轮到你照顾仓鼠汉米了
Oh and, Failure, it's your turn to take care of Hammy Ham.
明天放学后到马辛家接他
Pick him up at Maxine's house tomorrow after school.
我做不到 我很忙
I can't. Busy.
我不介意再照顾仓鼠汉米一星期 更久也行
I don't mind taking care of Hammy Ham for another week, or longer.
不行 菲列
No. Failure...
你要么去接那只仓鼠 要么就会被拘留（留校）
you pick up that hamster or you get detention.
- 你是因为什么进来的 - 谋杀
- What are you in for? - Murder.
- 你呢 - 不照顾班里的仓鼠
- You? - Not caring for the class hamster.
- 我会去接那只啮齿动物 - 明智的选择
- I'll get the rodent. - Good choice.
坐在我旁边的人也是一个事儿精 比如她
The people I sit with are also problematic. Like her.
- 嗨 蒂米 - 莫莉·莫斯金斯
- Hi, Timmy. - Molly Moskins.
她笑得太灿烂了 闻起来像一个橘子
She smiles too much and smells like a tangerine.
清空你的桌子 我们要进行一次小测验
Clear your desks, we're going to have a quiz.
还有他 查理斯·托库斯
And him, Charles Tookus.
更喜欢叫他罗洛 他是事务所的前员工
Prefers to be called Rollo, he's a former employee of my agency.
- 这是一个惊喜测验吗 - 你之前知道吗
- Is this a surprise quiz? - Did you know about it?
- 不知道 - 那么
- No. - Then...
惊喜
surprise!
我 我完全没有准备
I... I'm totally unprepared.
他会神经紧张 所以我必须解雇他
He has a nervous condition, so, I had to let him go.
但是她是最惹人烦的那个 我喊她无名氏
But she's the most problematic. I call her The Nameless One.
因为我永远永远都不会提到她 永远
Because I am never ever going to talk about her. Ever.
从现在起 还有四个这样的测验等着你们
Now, you can expect four more of these quizzes
- 在学年结束之前 - 这合法吗
- before the end of the year. - Is that even legal?
我一直觉得答题卡是死板无趣的
I used to think Scantron tests were formulaic and demoralizing.
现在我把它们看成一种艺术表达的形式
Now I see them as a form of artistic expression.
最后一件事 剩下所有的小测验
One final thing, all remaining quizzes will be graded
将根据小组的综合平均值评分
on the combined average of your quadrant.
什么 为什么
What, why?
我在努力促进你们合作 托库斯先生
I'm attempting to foster collaboration, Mr. Tookus.
一起努力可能是你能活过明年
Working together, maybe the only chance you have
中学课程的唯一机会
of surviving middle school next year.
- 我们死定了 - 为什么
- Oh, we're dead. - Why?
蒂米不学习 他会拉低我们的分数
Timmy doesn't study, he'll tank our grade.
分数是我最不担心的事情 罗洛·托库斯
Grades are the least of my concerns, Rollo Tookus.
那你担心什么呢 蒂米
What are your concerns, Timmy?
我不能和无名氏一起合作
I cannot collaborate with The Nameless One.
虽然我不懂你在说什么
Well, I don't know what that means exactly,
但是我肯定我们能解决这个问题的
but I'm sure we can problem solve the situation.
莫莉·莫斯金斯 你有什么想要分享吗
Molly Moskins, do you have something you'd like to share?
我没有 但是蒂米有 而且我觉得他应该分享
No, but Timmy does. And I think he should be heard.
好吧
Oh, well,
如果你有麻烦事 菲列先生 无论如何
if something is troubling you, Mr. Failure, then by all means,
站起来和我们分享 站起来
stand up and share. Stand up.
好吧 说吧 菲列
Well, speak up, Failure.
我们都在等着呢
We're all waiting.
- 你做得到的 蒂米 - 说啊 蒂米
- You can do it, Timmy. - Say something, Timmy.
和我预料的一样 现在坐吧 菲列
As I expected. Now sit down, Failure.
但是和无名氏坐一起不是一个选项
But sitting with The Nameless One was not an option.
坐下
Sit down...
或者去校长办公室
or go to the Principal's office.
所以 我不得不即兴发挥
So, I was forced to improvise.
你现在在干什么
What are you doing now?
坐下 但是坐这里
Sitting down, but over here.
好吧 够了 滚出去 滚出我的教室
All right. That's it. Get out. Get out of my class.
放下书桌
Without the desk!
休息时是我为事务所
Recess is the only opportunity I have to do global strategy planning
做全球性战略规划的唯一机会
for the agency.
所以 我坐在了一个允许我的商业伙伴
So, I sit in the one spot that allows my business partner
能够加入我的位置
to participate.
在这里没有人能听到我们高度机密的会议
And where no one else can listen in on our highly confidential meetings.
比如其他的孩子们
Like the other kids...
或者那个无名氏
or The Nameless One.
或者俄罗斯人
Or the Russians.
- 我不会接近铁栅栏 - 为什么
- I wouldn't approach the fence. - Why not?
为了你的安全着想
For your own safety.
随便你 怪胎
Whatever, weirdo.
别理他 他只是嫉妒了
Ignore him. Jealous.
放学后你得自己回一趟贡纳尔家
You'll have to return to Gunnar's without me after school.
我得晚到了
I'm going to be delayed.
现在 根据我的估计
Now, by my estimation,
今年到现在我们已经见了十一次
we've had 11 meetings so far this year,
不管蒂米的分数还是他的行为都没有改善
and neither Timmy's grades nor his behavior are improving.
更糟的是 他看起来不在乎
And worse, he doesn't seem to care.
我知道有时候不像 但是蒂米很在乎
I know it may not seem like it sometimes, but Timmy does care.
他只是 他在乎 以一种不同的方式
He just... he cares in a... a different way.
好吧 不管怎么样
Hmm, well, be that as it may,
如果继续这样 我们不得不让他停课
if this keeps up, we're gonna have to suspend him.
不不 这 完全不必要这样
No. No, that... that won't be necessary.
- 他 他会做的更好 我保证 - 菲列女士 你知道的
- He... he'll do better. I promise. - Ms. Failure, as you know,
这是蒂米在卡弗雷特的最后一年
this is Timmy's final year at Carverette.
明年他应该和班上其他同学一起升入中学
He's supposed to move on to middle school next year with the rest of his class.
一二三四五六七八
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
一二三四五六
One, two, three, four, five, six...
不用说 这对你儿子会是一个重大的改变
Needless to say, this will be a significant change for your son.
中学是一个大得多的地方
Middle school is a much bigger place.
可能相当吓人
It can be quite intimidating.
班级会更大
The classes are larger.
师生比例很极端
The teacher student ratio is extreme.
功课也会大幅度增加
And the amount of schoolwork will increase substantially.
学业负担会非常繁重
It will be an exceedingly heavy workload.
重点是 菲列女士 我们错误地
The point is, Ms. Failure, that we've made the mistake
溺爱你的儿子太久了
of coddling your son for far too long.
等他到了中学就完了 结束了
And when he gets to middle school, that's over. Finished.
他将不得不停止生活在自己的世界里
He's going to have to stop living in his own world.
我完全理解
I understand, absolutely.
蒂米 告诉科罗卡斯先生你很抱歉
Timmy, tell Mr. Crocus that you're sorry.
为了什么道歉
For what exactly?
因为扰乱课堂秩序
For disrupting the class.
我在集中精神做我的测验 母亲
I'm trying to focus on my quiz, Mother.
我们小组就指望我了
My quadrant is depending on me.
蒂米
Timmy!
错已铸成
Mistakes were made.
我不敢相信
I can't believe this.
如果你被停课了我就完蛋了 说真的蒂米
If you get suspended, I am screwed. I'm serious, Timmy.
我付不起幼托也不能和你一起待在家
I can't afford childcare, and I can't afford to stay home with you.
我们现在只能勉强付得起房租
We can barely pay our rent as it is.
你得帮帮我走出困境 好吗 我是认真的
You gotta help me out here, buddy, okay? I'm serious.
母亲很烦心 但是她不需要这样的
Mother was upset, but she didn't need to be.
解决办法显而易见
The Solution was obvious.
五年级会是我正式教育的最后一年
Fifth grade would be the final year of my formal education.
好吧 贡纳尔的案子你查到了什么线索
Okay, so what leads did you dig up on the Gunnar case?
什么意思 你什么都没找到吗
What do you mean? You accomplished nothing?
我们必须解决贡纳尔的案子才能把我们的办公室搬到市中心
We need to crack the Gunnar case so we can move our offices downtown.
蒂米 别闹 你在干什么呢
Timmy, stop. What are you doing?
不是我的错 是一个脾气不好的员工干的
Not my fault. Disgruntled employee.
那也停下 我在试着付一些账单呢
Well, stop. I'm trying to pay some bills.
你也要准备睡觉了 从下面出来吧
And you need to get ready for bed. Come out from under there, please.
这些账单都不算什么 等我的事务所发展壮大了
These bills are nothing. When my agency expands...
我能给你发十倍的工资
I will be able to pay you ten times your current salary.
你不用担心我的工资
You don't need to worry about my salary.
你真正需要担心的是学校
All you have to worry about is school.
- 答应我你会更努力的 - 肯定的
- Promise me you're going to try harder. - Affirmative.
有的时候你要学会说对不起 比如今天 好吗
You need to learn to say you're sorry sometimes, like today. Okay?
肯定的
Affirmative.
肯定的 肯定的
Affirmative. Affirmative.
- 这可不正常 - 对
- That's not normal. - Good.
正常只是给普通人的
Normal is for normal people.
别这样 这样可不专业
Stop that. It's unprofessional.
再来一次
Do it again.
对于侦探来说 时间就是金钱
For a detective, time equals money.
所以 如果有人强迫我去做琐碎的小事 我会非常烦
So, it's profoundly annoying when I'm forced to do such trivial things.
比如去接班里的仓鼠
Like pick up the class hamster.
注意侦查周围
Keep an eye on things.
嗨 蒂米 你是来接仓鼠汉米的吗
Hi, Timmy. Are you here for Hammy Ham?
是的
Affirmative.
你能帮我保守一个秘密吗
Can you keep a secret?
你确定他死了吗
You sure he's dead?
他三天都没动过了
He hasn't moved for three days.
备注到档案 可能是谋杀案
Note to file, possible homicide.
- 我需要一个鞋盒 - 为什么 你要干什么
- I'll need a shoe box. - Why? What are you going to do?
把尸体带到实验室
Take the body to the lab...
进行调查
open an investigation.
这件事可能会上报纸
This will probably hit the papers.
这不是我的错 我热爱动物
It's not my fault. I... I love animals.
我是动物宣传月的计划委员会中的一员
I'm on the planning committee for Animal Awareness Month.
这件事被揭发之前 你应该考虑退出委员会
You should consider stepping down till this blows over.
虽然你可能不太愿意
Which it probably won't.
熊爸爸 我正带着尸体出来
Papa Bear, coming out with the body.
太不专业了
So unprofessional.
既然怀疑是谋杀案 尽快把尸体送到太平间
With suspected homicides, it's important to get the corpse to morgue
去做法医鉴定 就显得非常重要
as quickly as possible for forensic analysis.
我本来应该这样做
Which I would do right now...
如果菲列战车在的话
if the Failure Mobile was here.
可是它不在
But it's not.
所以 我冷静地思考了这对我的业务意味着什么
So, I calmly considered the implications to my business...
还有我的家庭生活
and my domestic life.
永远不行 永远 永远
Never, ever, ever.
- 还有我的未来 - 菲列先生
- And my future. - Mr. Failure...
把围巾摘下来
scarf off.
然后我在我的侦探日志里新增了一条备注
And I make a brief note in my detective log.
蒂米 死定了
Timmy, dead.
我们讲过这件事 你不应该
We've talked about this. You're never supposed to swim
在工作的时候游泳 你应该在侦查才对
when you're on duty. You're supposed to keep an eye on things.
蒂米 你好
Hi, Timmy.
就因为这种事情 你已经被记了多次大过了
You are receiving multiple demerits for this.
- 他今天可真是火大 - 我知道 这可真有趣
- He's fired up today. - I know, it's so exciting.
现在 找到菲列战车是我们的头等大事
Finding the Failure Mobile is now our top priority.
把别的案子都取消
Cancel all other cases.
蒂米 你好
Hi, Timmy.
- 你好 托库斯夫人 - 一切都顺利吗
- Hi, Mrs. Tookus. - Is everything all right?
我需要见罗洛 紧急事件
I need to see Rollo, urgent matters.
他不在 他正上击剑（围栏）课呢
Oh, he's not here. He's at his fencing class.
这是樴式 这是链环式
Picket, chain link...
这是格子式
lattice.
你有那儿的地址吗
Do you have the address?
好了 大家现在先暂停一下 看着我
All right, guys. Halt. Look at me for a second.
试着注意一下屈膝 动作好一点
Just try to focus on bending your knees, doing good actions.
再多注意在行进过程中的脚法
Plus concentrate on footwork as we do it.
彼得 你做的很好
Peter, you're doing great.
安东 再快一点
Anton, a little more speed. Be a little faster.
不不 索菲亚 更多动作 会看起来更有活力
No, no, Sophia, more actions, more dynamic stuff.
罗洛 你能专心一点吗
Rollo, can you focus please?
罗丝 试着把剑往上去 进退都要有好动作
Rose, try to set your corner up, good actions in and out.
备注到档案 罗洛正在进行杀手训练
Note to file, Rollo training to be an assassin.
可能已经叛变 保持警惕
Possible betrayal, remain vigilant.
再记一次大过
That's a demerit.
这明显摧毁了我整个产业
It's obviously a case of industrial sabotage.
他们肯定知道菲列战车是我成功的关键
They must've known the Failure Mobile is the key to my success.
行吧 但是我得回家学习 你也得学习
Fine. But I have to go home and study, you have to study.
- 现在我们要被一起评分 - 你太紧张了 罗洛·托库斯
- We're being graded together now. - You're too nervous, Rollo Tookus.
- 这就是为什么我解雇了你 - 不是你炒了我 是我自己辞职的
- That's why I fired you. - You didn't fire me, I quit.
不对 但是重点是 我愿意以更高的薪水再次雇佣你
Incorrect. But the point is, I'm willing to hire you back at a higher salary.
- 因为你的新技能 - 什么新技能
- Considering your new skill set. - What new skill set?
- 刚刚的杀手训练 - 我不是在训练成为杀手
- That of an assassin. - I'm not training to be an assassin.
我爸爸觉得学击剑能帮助我进入斯坦福大学
My dad thinks fencing will help me get into Stanford.
运动是在浪费你的天赋 罗洛·托库斯
Sport is a waste of your talents, Rollo Tookus.
- 我会跟你父亲谈谈 - 不可能 你总是给我惹麻烦
- I'll speak to your father. - No way. You always get me into trouble.
- 荒谬 - 相扑行动那次不是吗
- Absurd. - What about Operation Sumo?
你在哪 完毕
Where are you? Over.
- 窗外 完毕 - 窗外
- Outside, over. - Outside?
- 你为什么在窗外 完毕 - 我能帮助你吗
- Why are you outside? Over. - Can I help you?
有埋伏 快跑 完毕
Ambush, run! Over!
- 我们当时得穿着那个伪装 - 我被禁足了一个月
- We needed a disguise. - I was grounded for a month.
你在干什么
What are you doing?
打开 可能你就知道事情的严重性了
Open it. Then maybe you'll understand the gravity of the situation.
- 这是仓鼠汉米吗 - 正确 他被谋杀了
- Is that Hammy Ham? - Correct. He's been murdered.
是马辛·谢伦伯格干的吗
Did Maxine Schellenberger do it?
不解剖尸体谁也不知道
We won't know until we do an autopsy.
但是找到菲列战车之前 我必须搁置所有案子
But I've suspended all cases until we find the Failure Mobile.
有可能 偷你战车的人
Hey, maybe the same person that killed Hammy Ham
就是杀死仓鼠汉米的人
stole the Failure Mobile.
说的不错 这也就意味着这个人不是马辛
Good point. That means it couldn't be Maxine
因为当我的车被偷时 她和我在一起
because she was with me when it was stolen.
这就意味着作案手法是及其专业的
That means it was a professional hit.
这就意味着 俄罗斯人 - 俄罗斯人
- That means, the Russians! - The Russians!
好吧 我加入 我会帮你找到菲列战车
Okay, I'm in. I'll help you find the Failure Mobile,
但是你得向我保证你会学习
but you have to promise me that you'll study.
- 成交吗 - 成交
- Deal? - Deal.
- 我要去找弗洛 - 为什么
- I'm going to see Flo. - Why?
- 收集情报 - 这可不是学习
- Gather intel. - That's not studying.
如果你在破坏这个神圣之地的宁静
If you are disrupting the solitude of this sacred place,
我会找到你 并且让你安静 谢谢
I will find you and silence you. Thank you.
再记一次大过
That's a demerit.
不
Oh, no.
我有一件非常紧急的事需要你帮忙 弗洛
I need your help on an urgent matter, Flo.
你当然有紧急的事 你总是有紧急的事 蒂米
Of course you do. It's always urgent with you, Timmy.
- 盒子里是什么 - 你不会想知道的
- What's in that box? - You do not want to know.
行吧
All right.
看看这个 我需要你所有关于他们的情报
Read this. I need any intel you have on them.
俄罗斯人
The Russians?
你不应该说得这么大声
You weren't supposed to say it out loud.
行吧 俄罗斯旅行 俄罗斯烹饪 还是俄罗斯作者
Okay. Russian travel, Russian cooking, Russian authors?
都不是
Negative.
那你能更详细一些吗
Then could you be a little more specific?
俄罗斯特工
Russian operatives.
你又说得这么大声
You said it out loud again.
行吧 所以你想要一本俄罗斯间谍的小说吗
Okay, so you want a Russian spy novel?
不 我想要住在这儿真正的间谍的情报
No. I want intel on actual spies living locally.
蒂米 听着
Okay, Timmy. Listen.
你整个冬天都在窝这里 出去玩玩多好 去玩吧
You spent all winter cooped up in here. It's nice out. Just go and play.
- 我不是你的保姆 - 嗨 蒂米
- I'm not your babysitter. - Hi, Timmy.
嗨
Hello.
- 我做完了这些传单 弗洛 - 做的好 莫莉
- I finished with the flyers, Flo. - Good work, Molly.
想加入我们的集会吗 蒂米 是关于动物宣传月的
Want to join our rally, Timmy? It's for Animal Awareness Month.
你意识到这所学校有反熊政策吗
Are you aware that this school has an anti-bear policy?
- 真的吗 - 真的 这条政策正在分裂学校
- Really? - Yes, it's tearing the school apart.
我什么都不知道 多告诉我一点
I didn't know anything about it. Tell me more.
我现在不能说这些 我正在和弗洛合作呢
I can't discuss it right now, I'm collaborating with Flo.
我们合作完了
Oh, we're done collaborating.
我不认识什么俄罗斯人 蒂米
I don't know any Russians, Timmy.
- 我认识 - 你认识吗
- I do. - You do?
- 对啊 我认识 - 等会
- Yeah, I do. - Hold on.
线人 莫莉·莫斯金斯
Molly Moskins, source.
继续
Proceed.
鲍里斯是俄罗斯人 他在我们教堂工作 但是他去世了
Um, Boris, he worked at our church, but he died.
可能不是鲍里斯
Probably not Boris.
还有柯琳娜·柯琳娜 算得上半个俄罗斯人
And Corrina Corrina's part Russian.
那个无名氏是半个俄罗斯人吗
The Nameless One is part Russian?
你为什么叫她无名氏 你喜欢她还是为什么
Why do you call her The Nameless One? Do you like her or something?
别这么荒唐 弗洛
Don't be absurd, Flo.
- 继续说 莫莉 - 她祖母来自俄罗斯
- Go on, Molly. - Well, her grandmother's from Russia.
所以她也算得上是个俄罗斯人
So, that makes her part Russian.
终于 我知道那个无名氏到底是什么人了
Finally, I could see The Nameless One for who she really is.
一个俄罗斯特工
A Russian operative.
- 这份情报可靠吗 - 很可靠
- How reliable is this intel? - Very.
她去年用俄罗斯套娃开了展览
She did a show and tell last year with these Russian nesting dolls
那些套娃是她爸爸给她的
that her baba gave her.
证明她奶奶是俄罗斯人
That's Russian for grandma.
我们的谈话到此结束
I think we're done here.
- 我会回来的 弗洛 - 没必要
- I'll circle back, Flo. - No need.
熊爸爸 准备出击
Papa Bear, ready to move.
他可真迷人啊
He's so fascinating.
蒂米 你看见我的粉饼盒了吗
Timmy! Have you seen my compact?
- 有小镜子的那个 - 没有
- The little mirror? - Negative.
- 你确定吗 - 确定
- Are you sure? - Affirmative.
糟糕 你能去开下门吗
Shoot. Can you get the door?
不能
Can't.
- 正在研究案子 - 蒂米 拜托 我的朋友来了
- Deep in the case. - Timmy, please. My friend is here.
为什么
Why?
我邀请他来吃晚饭
I invited him over for dinner.
- 你调查他的背景了吗 - 没有 我认识他
- Did you run a background check? - No. I know him.
再说了 他在警局工作
Besides, he works for the police department.
我们在药房见过他 记得吗
We met him, at the pharmacy. Remember?
那个罚单大妈吗
The meter maid?
他叫克里斯宾 他人很好的
His name is Crispin and he's nice.
他是一个无能的人
He's an underachiever.
就去开下门 去吧 好吗
Just go. Go on, please.
- 但是他给我们开了一张罚单 - 他后来收回去了
- But he gave us a ticket. - He took it back.
- 所以他是个腐败的无能儿 - 蒂米 你现在能去了吗
- Which makes him a corrupt underachiever. - Timmy, would you go now?
荒唐
Absurd.
嗨 蒂米 你好吗 我是克里斯宾 你记得我吗
Hey, Timmy. What's up, man? I'm Crispin. You remember me?
我记得所有的事
I remember everything.
那还挺酷的 我就记不住
That's cool. I don't, man.
我什么都记不住 我的记忆力真的很糟糕
I forget everything. I have a horrible memory.
特别是记名字的时候
Especially with names.
对 特别是记名字 能认出来人 但名字记不住
Yeah. Bad with names. Good with people, bad with names.
- 你妈妈在家吗 - 可能在
- Is your mom home? - Potentially.
- 那是什么 - 我给你妈妈买了巧克力
- What's that? - I bought chocolates for your mom.
兄弟 我也给你买了东西
Oh, I got something for you too, dude.
这是一只幸运兔的脚 我收藏了一整套
It's a lucky rabbit's foot. I got a collection of these.
- 目前知道些什么 - 又一起惨案 医生
- What have we got? - Another one, doctor.
左后腿丢失
Back left foot, gone.
我不能收这个 现在是动物宣传月
I can't accept that. It's Animal Awareness Month.
对不起 我不知道
Oh. Sorry, I didn't know that.
那还挺好的 我应该留着它还是你
That's awesome, though. So I should hold on to this or...
我会把它留做证据
I'll keep it as evidence.
- 你好 - 你好
- Hi. - Hey.
蒂米 你有邀请克里斯宾进来坐吗
Timmy, did you ask Crispin to come inside?
没有
Negative.
那你现在可以邀请吗
Well, could you please? Now.
你可以进入我们家了
You may enter... our home.
谢谢你 朋友 我很感谢
Thanks, buddy. I appreciate that.
- 这是给你的 - 这可真贴心 谢谢你
- These are for you. - Oh, that's very sweet, thank you.
- 好了 进来吧 - 好的
- Well... come in. Come in. - All right.
- 我们会在后院吃饭 - 好
- We're... we're eating out back. - Great.
他把他的兔子弄残废了
He maims his rabbits.
真好吃 你真是个不错的厨师
This is good. You're an excellent cook.
谢谢你 不过这些不是我做的
Thank you, I... I didn't make this though.
我本来要做饭的 但是没有时间了
I... I was going to cook and then I just ran out of time.
不过还是很好吃
But still, really good.
- 母亲 - 不是现在 蒂米
- Mother. - Not now, Timmy.
- 我觉得我们应该结束这顿饭 - 停下
- I think we should end this meal. - Stop.
他没有分寸
He doesn't have proper clearance.
什么分寸
Whoa, clearance for what?
- 没事 他就是在演戏 - 不 我没有
- No, nothing. He's just pretending. - No, I'm not.
你确定这个不是关于罚单大妈的笑话吗 经常有人对我开这种玩笑
You sure it wasn't a meter maid joke? I get those a lot.
不 不是 这不是关于罚单大妈的笑话 对吧 蒂米
No. No, it wasn't a meter maid joke. Was it, Timmy?
没事 我懂
It's okay. I get it.
你也知道 人们确实不喜欢罚单大妈
You know, people really don't like meter maids.
这也是为什么我选择做交警
It's actually why I became one.
因为你不想被喜欢吗
So that you wouldn't be liked?
不 因为这样我可以改变人们的想法
No, so I could change people's perceptions.
把讨厌变成喜欢
Turn negative into a positive.
比如 当我开一张罚单的时候
For example, if I do give a ticket,
- 尽管我很讨厌这样做 - 的确
- which I hate to do... - Right.
人们也会变得很难过
People get really upset.
我经常会写一张小纸条 比如 对不起
I'll usually write a little note. Like, "I'm sorry"
或者 我知道这很讨人厌 如果他们想说什么
or "I know this is a real drag." And if they engage...
我会试着去听 倾听他们的想法
I just try to listen. Hear them out.
- 我能把我的电话拿回来了吗 - 不行
- Can I have my phone back now? - No.
蒂米 如果你感兴趣 有时间我可以带你
You know, Timmy, if you're interested, I could show you around
- 去步行街那里转转 - 不必了
- the precinct sometime. - Negative.
我不和当地执法部门合作
I don't collaborate with local law enforcement.
- 为什么 - 我已经有搭档了
- Oh, how come? - I have a partner.
那很棒啊 你的搭档是谁
Oh, that's cool, who's that?
阿尔比纳和韦伯斯特西南角的罚单大妈注意
Meter nearing expiration on the southwest corner
在人行道有一辆蓝色道奇霓虹
of Albina and Webster, we have a Blue Dodge Neon
违规停放 需要开罚单
in a passenger loading only zone, no passengers loading...
- 改天我会介绍你们认识 - 好 我很想认识他
- I'll introduce you sometime. - Great. Let's make that happen.
你知道你为什么在这儿吗 蒂米
Do you know why you're here, Timmy?
不知道
Negative.
因为你在课上的时候似乎有很多困难
Well, it seems like you've been having a difficult time in class,
所以学校认为我们应该谈谈这个问题
so the school thought we should talk about it.
错已铸成
Mistakes were made.
我们也可以谈谈你在想的事情
Or we can talk about anything else that's on your mind.
办公室不错 租金要多少钱
Nice office. What's the rent?
是学校分配给我的 你在找办公的地方吗
Comes with the job. You looking for office space?
对 在市中心
Affirmative, but downtown.
你想要一个办公室做什么
What do you need the office space for?
我们的谈话到此结束
I think we're done here.
我们还有二十分钟的谈话时间
We have 20 more minutes actually.
这是电镀装甲吗
Is this armor plated?
我觉得它就是金属板而已
I think it's just metal.
蒂米 我想让你知道
Timmy, just so you know...
你在这里跟我说的任何事情 没有人会知道
whatever you share with me in this room, stays in this room.
- 这是个安全的地方 - 所以隔墙无耳吗
- This is a safe space. - So, no bugs?
- 什么 - 窃听器
- Bugs? - Listening devices.
没有 这里没有窃听器
Oh. No. There are no bugs.
- 馅饼 - 谢谢
- Order of knishes. - Thank you.
不可能 我的工作很重要 很多人要指望我
Doubtful. My work is very important. A lot of people rely on me.
- 比如说谁 - 我妈妈 我的搭档
- Like who? - My mom, my partner...
整个波特兰市
the city of Portland.
那你一定压力很大
That's a lot of pressure.
还有多久
How much more time now?
十八分钟
Eighteen minutes.
的确 肯定不是装甲
Yeah, definitely not armor.
我不敢相信柯琳娜·柯琳娜居然是个俄罗斯特工
I can't believe Corrina Corrina's a Russian agent.
这是真的 莫莉·莫斯金斯确认了这一点
It's true. Molly Moskins confirmed it.
- 她对每个人都很好 - 那是她的伪装 我早看穿了
- She's only so nice to everyone. - It's her cover, I saw through it.
这些房子真大
These houses are huge.
都是赃款
Crime pays.
我在想柯琳娜·柯琳娜家的房子是什么样的
I wonder what Corrina Corrina's house looks like.
我有个不错的想法
I have a pretty good idea.
你为什么觉得俄罗斯人会想要菲列战车
Why do you think the Russians want the Failure Mobile anyway?
他们只是想破坏我的事务所
They just want to sabotage the agency.
- 这样他们就能执行邪恶计划了 - 对 俄罗斯人总是有邪恶计划
- So they can execute their master plan. - Yeah. Russians always have a master plan.
到了 2495号
There it is, 2495.
和我想得一模一样 从头到脚都是邪恶的
Just as I imagined. Pure evil.
没人
Clear.
- 下脚的时候一定要注意 - 为什么
- We have to be very careful where we step. - How come?
这座建筑可能铺满了引爆线
The property is probably loaded with trip wires.
卧倒
Down!
- 她们有武器 - 我觉得她们只在玩水枪
- They're armed. - I think they're just squirt guns.
正确 水枪里可能是腐蚀性极强的酸
Correct, she's probably squirting a corrosive acid.
不可能 她们在笑呢
No way, they're laughing.
有的酸能腐蚀皮肤还能让人笑
Some acids burn your skin and make you laugh.
嗨 罗洛 嗨 蒂米
Hi, Rollo. Hi, Timmy.
嗨 柯琳娜
Hi, Corrina.
嗨
Hello.
你们在做什么
What are you guys doing?
站着而已
Just standing.
在这条公共人行道上站着
On this public sidewalk.
我爸爸回来了 再见
That's my dad. Bye, you guys.
看看那辆车
Look at that car.
太酷了吧
It's so cool.
- 可能是偷来的 - 不可能 他们家很有钱
- It's probably stolen. - No way, they're rich.
她爸爸开着一家银行
Her dad owns a bank.
- 什么 - 对啊
- What? - Yeah.
他在我们班职业介绍日那天说过啊 不记得了吗
He talked to our class on Career Day. Remember?
我故意没听
I purposely did not listen.
他的确说了 他人也很好
Well, he did. And he is very nice.
他还送了我们笔呢
He gave us all free pens.
- 每个人都喜欢他 - 我们走
- Everybody really liked him. - Let's go.
- 你怎么了 - 我们被骗了
- What's wrong with you - We've been duped.
- 菲列战车不在这儿 - 那它在哪儿
- The Failure Mobile isn't here. - So, where is it?
如果你要藏一样东西 你会放在哪儿
If you wanted to keep something safe, where would you keep it?
- 我床垫下面 - 错 银行
- Under my mattress. - Wrong. A bank.
我们不能闯银行 否则我们余生都要待在监狱里了
We can't break into a bank. We'll go to prison for the rest of our lives.
罗洛·托库斯 仍处于焦虑状态
Rollo Tookus, still has nervous condition.
有很多可怕的情景我不想面对
There are many horrific places where I wouldn't want to be.
被海狸威胁
Menaced by beavers...
冲下穆特诺马瀑布
barreling down Multnomah Falls.
被迫参加世界裸体自行车赛
Forced to attend The World Naked Bike Ride...
还见到了克罗科斯先生
and then see Mr. Crocus.
但这个是我最不想面对的
But this place tops the list.
我的平衡车呢
Where's my Segway?
回答我 蒂米
Answer me, Timmy.
大错已经铸成
Mistakes were made.
蒂米
Timmy!
那是我仅剩的好东西了 仅剩的好东西
That was the one nice thing I had, the one nice thing!
我告诉过你不许用它
I told you never to use it!
那是我从教堂赢回来的 我告诉过你我有多喜欢它
I won that thing at church, and I told you how much I liked it.
红色警戒 我随口编到
Facing a code red situation. I improvised.
我把它借给莫莉·莫斯金斯了
I lent it to Molly Moskins.
莫莉·莫斯金斯是谁
Uh, who's Molly Moskins?
我班上的一个女孩
A girl in my class.
她要在一个愚蠢的集会上用它
She needed it for her stupid rally.
蒂米 那是 你不能外借不是你的东西
Timmy that was...that was not yours to lend.
不是我的错 她身上有橘子的香气
It's not my fault. She smells like a tangerine.
谁有 莫莉·莫斯金斯吗
Who does? Molly Moskins?
对
Affirmative.
蒂米 我告诉过你不要碰我的平衡车 对吧
Timmy, I told you never to touch my Segway, right?
还有 还有 我很高兴你开始融入学校生活了
And... and... I'm glad that you're getting involved in school,
但是你不能再这么做了
but this kind of behavior has got to stop.
好吧 工作来了 我得接电话
Okay, this is work. I have to take this.
一旦集会结束 我要拿回我的平衡车
I want my Segway back, the moment that rally is done.
而且我会给莫莉·莫斯金斯的妈妈打电话
And I'm calling Molly Moskins's mother.
哪儿也不许去
And don't go anywhere.
如果她要给莫莉·莫斯金斯的妈妈打电话
If she was calling Molly Moskins's mother,
我必须先见到莫莉
I had to get to Molly first...
并且串通好
and make a deal.
秘密串通
A seedy backroom deal.
要茶吗
Tea?
我们能先谈正事吗
Can we stick to business?
好的
Okay.
所以 你希望我让我妈去告诉你妈
So, you want me to tell my mom to tell your mom,
我们要在集会上用你的平衡车
that we're using your Segway in the rally?
对
Correct.
为什么选择我
Why did you choose me?
我的事务所选择了你
My agency chose you.
经纪事务所吗
Talent agency?
- 侦探事务所 - 哦
- Detective agency. - Oh!
你听说抢钱包的事了吗 我从新闻上看到的
Did you hear about the purse snatchings? I saw it on the news.
我都处理大案子 天哪
I deal with bigger cases...Holy smokes!
那是我的猫 卷饼先生
That's my cat, Señor Burrito.
它受过训练吗
Is it trained?
她喜欢你 或许因为你古怪又神秘
Aw, she likes you. Probably because you're odd and mysterious.
在它抓伤我前 让它下去
Get it off me, before I'm mauled.
卷饼先生 卷饼先生 走开 走开
Señor Burrito, vamonos, vamonos.
- 不好玩吗 - 这是正事
- Isn't this fun? - It's business.
这关乎我事务所的存亡
The future of my agency is at stake.
好吧好吧 所以你希望我替你掩护
Okay, okay. So, you want me to be your cover.
对
Affirmative.
好吧 我的回答是 可以
Well, my answer is yes.
任何时候我都会掩护你的 蒂米
I will cover you anytime, Timmy.
专业一点 莫莉
Be professional, Molly.
好的
Fine.
我会很专业的
I'll be professional.
如果你要我帮忙 你就得参加动物宣传集会
If you want my help, you have to sign up for the Animal Awareness rally.
- 不 - 而且
- Negative. - And...
- 你得帮我涂指甲油 - 开玩笑
- you have to paint my nails. - Absurd!
当你涂完了 我就会给你涂
And when we're done, I'm going to paint your nails.
我觉得你醉茶了
I think you've had too much tea.
你要我当掩护 不是吗
You want me to be your cover, don't you?
现在你的掩护看起来并不是那么可靠
Well, right now your cover isn't feeling very cover-y.
敲诈的阴影有很多种 包括粉红色
Blackmail comes in many shades. Including hot pink.
- 你在学习吗 - 没
- Did you study? - Negative.
我们说好的
We had a deal.
- 你会帮我去银行吗 - 没门
- Would you help me with the bank? - No way.
不帮我去银行 交易不成立
No bank, no deal.
菲列
Failure...
不许讲话
no talking.
我没在说话 我在打口型
I wasn't talking, I was mouthing.
打口型也不行
No mouthing, either.
如果我妈发现我去了市中心
If my mom finds out I went downtown,
- 我就死定了 - 不会的
- I'm dead. - She won't.
你这么说是因为你妈不会知道你在哪儿
You just say that because your mom has no idea where you are.
她总是在工作
She works all the time.
不 我这么说是因为这次行动是高度保密的
Negative. I say it because this mission is highly classified.
这不是个好主意 我就知道
This is a bad idea. I just know it.
别焦虑了 我们有后援
Stop panicking. We have backup.
这里非常复杂 有无数的出入口
It's a vast complex. Numerous points of ingress and egress.
这也太大了 简直疯了
It's huge. This is nuts.
你带弹珠了吗
Did you bring the marbles?
带了
Yes.
这能干什么
What are these for anyway?
紧急计划 戴上面罩
Contingency plan. Let's put on the masks.
顺便说一下 这些都是借来的
These are just on loan, by the way.
- 现在呢 - 跟上我
- Now what? - Follow me.
菲列战车绝对在保险库里
The Failure Mobile is undoubtedly in the vault.
人们都在盯着我们看
People are staring at us.
他们嫉妒我们 无视他们
Jealous, ignore them.
- 你在干什么 - 收集情报
- What are you doing? - Gathering intel.
好主意
Good idea.
需要帮忙吗 孩子们
Can I help you boys?
我们要检查一下你们的保险库 这很重要 先生
Uh, we'd like to inspect your vault. It's very important, Sir.
恐怕我不能让你们那么做
I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
好吧 那我们就径直回家 对吗 蒂米
Okay. Then we'll just be heading home. Right, Timmy?
- 当然不 - 你们介意摘了面罩吗
- Negative. - Would you mind removing your masks?
- 为什么 - 银行规定的 不能戴面罩
- Why? - Bank policy. No masks.
我们得能看到每一个人的脸
We need to see everyone's face.
- 我们在被监视着 - 当然
- We're being watched. - Of course we are!
我们在银行 而且我们还戴着击剑面罩
We're in a bank. And we're wearing fencing masks.
那时我骤然一惊
That's when it hit me...
这是个陷阱
it was a trap.
我们被包围了
We were surrounded.
但是是谁给他们通风报信的
But who tipped them off?
当然了 这是个家族企业
Of course, it was a family affair.
- 哦 不 - 你们得摘下面罩 现在
- Oh, no. - You need to remove those masks, now.
蒂米 我们得摘了面罩
Timmy, we need to remove our masks.
- 不行 准备好 - 准备好什么
- Never. Get ready. - Get ready for what?
转移注意力
The diversion.
- 塑料的 - 对 这样安全一点
- Plastic? - Yeah, it's safer.
有埋伏 跑
It's an ambush, run!
- 嗨 停下 - 你为什么要那么做
- Hey, stop! - Why did you do that?
- 待会儿再谢我 - 我喘不上气了
- Thank me later. - I can't breathe.
- 戴好你的面罩 - 我快窒息了
- Keep your mask on. - I'm suffocating!
熊爸爸 熊爸爸 熊爸爸 需要支援
Papa Bear! Papa Bear! Papa Bear! Need backup.
重复 需要支援
Repeat, need backup.
好吧蒂米 机密消息 窃听器 武装书桌
Okay, Timmy. Classified information, bugs, armor-plated desks.
我必须得问
I have to ask.
你是间谍吗
Are you a spy?
- 不 - 别担心
- Negative. - Don't worry.
我这里没有窃听器 你可以放心地说
I had the place swept for bugs. We can talk freely.
我是个侦探
I'm a detective.
对了 这就说得通了
Ah! Yes, that makes sense.
所以你的事务所遇到了麻烦
So, you're having trouble with your agency.
- 对 - 怎么说
- Affirmative. - How so?
有人想搞垮它
Someone is attempting to sabotage it.
- 你知道是谁吗 - 我不能同你讲
- Do you know who? - I can't discuss it with you.
调查正在进行中
Ongoing investigation.
但我事务所的成功面临危机
But the success of my agency is at stake.
是吗
Oh, yeah?
你认为的成功是什么呢
What is your idea of success?
伟大
Greatness.
你和你妈妈说过这些吗
Have you talked to your mom about any of this?
为什么不呢
Why not?
她和当地执法部门勾结
She's collaborating with local law enforcement.
母亲 能给我张纸巾吗
Mother, can I have a tissue?
他职位很低 但是非常腐败
He's low level, but very corrupt.
而且他还残害兔子
Also he maims rabbits.
我知道这或许不是个合适的时机问这个问题但是
Well, I know this is probably not the best time to ask but...
可以的话 我能委托你吗
is there any chance I could hire you?
什么案子
What's the case?
我想让你替我做卧底
I'd like you to do a little undercover work for me,
在克罗科斯先生的课上
in Mr. Crocus's class.
- 你想要情报 - 对 我想要情报
- You want intel. - Yeah, I want intel.
多深入
How in depth?
就从他给你布置的作业开始
Let's start with the homework he's assigning you.
我想看到 要记住这是最优先的
I want to see it, make sure it's on the up and up.
- 全部的作业吗 - 对 全部的
- Completed homework? - Yes, completed.
那价钱会更高
That will definitely cost more.
好了 孩子们 归位 归位
All right, people. Lock it down. Lock it down!
我们要组织一个集会 提高人们的动物保护意识
Hey, we've got a rally to plan, and awareness to raise.
现在 谁家养了驯化过的宠物 举手
Now, who are my domesticated animals? Raise your hands.
好 谁家的宠物没被驯化过
Good. Who are my wild animals?
好的 所有人都在了吗
All right, is that everyone?
好吧 你说
Yes, you.
我不知道这应该属于哪一组 但我想办个哀悼会
I don't know what group this is exactly, but I'd like to do a tribute
给我们班的仓鼠汉米
to Hammy Ham, our class hamster.
它死了
He's dead...
自然死亡
of natural causes.
我喜欢这个提议 很有想法 莫莉记下来
I like it. Very thoughtful. Molly, take a note.
收到
Copy.
蒂米 你在哪个组里
Timmy, what group are you in?
- 我不在任何一个组里 - 你必须进一个组
- I'm in no group. - You have to be in a group.
- 不 我不进 - 你必须进
- No, I don't. - Yes, you do.
如果他在抗议就算了
Not if he's protesting.
他在抗议什么
What is he protesting?
好像是反熊政策
Probably the anti-bear policy.
我们有反熊政策吗
There's an anti-bear policy?
确实有 我也听说过
Absolutely, I've heard about it, too.
- 谁说的 - 蒂米
- From who? - Timmy.
好吧 蒂米 你能和我们说说反熊政策吗
Okay. Timmy, can you tell us about the anti-bear policy?
蒂米
Timmy?
听着 如果你对什么不满 你必须要讲出来
Listen, if you feel strongly about something, you have to speak out.
对吧 不然你觉得我为什么在这儿
Right? Why do you think I'm here?
因为我喜欢你们吗 不 当然不是
Because I like you? No. Definitely not.
是因为我想教会你们如何去影响这个世界
It's because I want to teach you guys to make an impact on the world.
因为如果你们不会的话 我们就都完蛋了 明白了吗
Because if you don't, we are collectively screwed. You got it?
蒂米
Timmy.
拜托伙计 你得说点什么
Come on. Buddy, you gotta give me something.
收到
Affirmative.
好吧 我知道了
All right, I'll take it.
好了都起来吧 开始工作 有好多事要做呢
All right, people, let's get up. Let's get to work! Got a lot to do.
快 到你们桌子那儿
Come on, get to your tables.
我们有两周的时间准备这场集会
We've got two weeks to get this rally together,
时间不多
that's not a lot of time.
那只是保守的说法 根本没有时间了
But that was a profound understatement. Time was running out.
我必须今晚就把菲列战车从银行拿回来
I had to liberate the Failure Mobile from the bank, tonight.
那意味着我得派出我的熊 尽管它经常靠不住
And that meant sending my bear, who was often unreliable.
我告诉它要避开灯火通明的地方
I told him to avoid well-lit places.
它没有听
He did not listen.
我建议它绕开明显的入口
I advised him to steer clear of any obvious entrance.
它也没有听
He did not listen.
我劝它远离诱惑
And I urged him to avoid any distractions.
又一次 它还没有听
Once again, he did not listen.
但最重要的 我让他小心翼翼 蹑手蹑脚地
But most importantly, I told him to approach the Failure Mobile
接近菲列战车
with caution and the utmost delicacy.
但是它太胖了
But he was too fat.
熊爸爸 熊爸爸 我们得修改计划
Papa Bear. Papa Bear. We need to revise plan.
- 银行的天花板撑不住你 - 嗨 蒂米
- Bank ceiling will not support girth. - Hey, Timmy.
你还好吗 伙计
How you doing, buddy?
你在这儿干什么
What are you doing here?
我在这片儿工作 我觉得或许我可以载你回家
Well, I was working in the area, I thought you might want a ride home.
一个好侦探永远不会远离他的敌人
A good detective always keeps his enemies close.
- 有时又太近了 - 在学校怎么样
- Sometimes, too close. - How was school?
玩得好吗
You have some fun?
还不错
Good times?
你喜欢熊掌吗 我从面包店买了一些
Hey, do you like bear claws? Picked some up at the bakery today.
很好吃
They're yummy.
- 这回是什么 - 它的爪子
- What now? - His claws.
全被剪掉了
They've all been... clipped.
绝对不要
No chance.
你打保龄球吗 打过没有
Oh, do you bowl? You ever been bowling?
我可以带你去打保龄球 我可以教你
I could take you bowling, give you some tips.
蒂米听着 我知道 你觉得我和你妈妈约会有点奇怪
Hey, Timmy, you know, I know, it's weird I'm dating your mom.
你要教我打保龄球才奇怪
It's weird that you want to give me tips on bowling.
说得有理
Fair enough.
我 我只是想让你知道 我真的很喜欢她
I... I just want you to know though, that I... really like her.
她那么聪明 酷 又风趣 而且漂亮
She's so smart, and cool, and funny, and pretty.
她愿意和我在一起其实我也挺惊讶的
I'm actually kinda surprised she likes spending time with me.
不是说我是个坏人
Not that I am a bad guy at all.
我不是 我只是有些麻烦事要处理
I'm not, I just got some stuff I'm working out.
甚至需要心理治疗 但是进行得很顺利
Even been going to therapy, which is going great.
我只是觉得人们会觉得 我们开的罚单
I just feel like people think because we issue tickets
都是随心所欲的 但我们真的有想很多
that meter maids don't care. But we do... care a lot.
关于一切 我不是个机器人
About everything, I'm not robot.
- 嗯 - 事实上 我最近总在想
- Hmm. - Actually, I've been thinking
一些关于机器人的事 有关它们如何掌控一切
about robots a lot lately. About how they could take over everything.
你懂的 蒂米 当有人像这样向你敞开心扉的时候
You know, Timmy. When someone opens up like that...
你可以说些什么的
to you, like, then you can say something.
- 说什么 - 像
- Like what? - Oh, like,
你懂 像谢谢你的分享之类的
you know, "Thank you for sharing," something like that.
- 谢谢你的分享 - 对 这才正常
- Thank you for sharing. - Yeah, that's a normal thing to do.
- 正常是给普通人的 - 什么意思
- Normal's for normal people. - What does that mean?
这意味着你是个普通人 但我妈妈不喜欢普通人
It means you're normal. And my mother doesn't like normal people.
好吧 好吧
Okay. Okay.
所以首先 就像你知道的 我也不是那么普通
So, first of all, just so you know, I'm not that normal.
我是一个优秀的违章停车执法人员 很稀缺的
I'm a nice parking enforcement officer, which is rare.
而且其次 你的话有点刻薄
And, secondly, what you said, that was kind of mean.
- 我从没对你刻薄过 - 你有
- I've never been mean to you. - Yes, you have.
哪里 什么时候
What? When?
- 你从开始就绑架了我 - 哦
- You just kidnapped me for starters. - Oh!
你 不 我没有绑架你 伙计
You dis... No, I didn't kidnap you, buddy.
不 这不是 我只是把你从学校送回家
No this isn't... I'm just taking you home from school.
你想下车随时都可以
You can get out any time you want.
我从没强迫你
I never forced you to...
蒂米
Timmy, oh!
蒂米
Timmy!
不 拜托 伙计
Oh, no. Come on, buddy!
逃离了一场有预谋的绑架后
Having thwarted an attempted kidnapping,
我把自己关在我的办公室里 专注于詹金斯的案子
I sequestered myself in my office, to focus on the Jenkins case.
- 嘿 - 嗨 母亲
- Hey. - Hello, Mother.
在做作业 很好
Doing your homework, that's great.
有案子 新的委托人
Case work. New client.
我听克里斯宾说了今天的事
So, I heard what happened today with Crispin.
- 你想谈谈吗 - 不
- Do you want to talk about it? - Negative.
蒂米 我知道让你接受一个新成员不是一件容易的事
Timmy, I know it's not easy for you having someone new around,
但我真的很喜欢克里斯宾
but I really like Crispin.
他 他是个很好的人 而且我们在一起很开心
He's... he's a sweet guy and we have fun together.
就像昨天 我们一起去兜风 感觉很棒
Like yesterday, we just went for a drive. It was nice.
我希望你不要做蠢事
I hope you're not doing anything foolish.
不不不 我没有 我 我保证
No. No, no, I'm not. I'm... I promise.
蒂米 我得和你说点其他的 很重要
Timmy, I got to talk to you about something else. It's important.
我们得搬家了 蒂米
We gotta move, Timmy.
- 不可能 - 不 是真的
- Impossible. - No, it's not.
他们又涨了房租 我 我承担不起了
They're raising our rent again, and I just... I can't afford it.
那我的办公室呢
What about my office?
你 你只能弄一个新的了
You... Well, you'll have to make a new one.
我不能那么做
I can't do that!
我现在有一个很重的案子
I have a very heavy case load,
- 这不是个好时候 - 但是我们没别的选择了
- this is not a good time for me. - But we don't have a choice.
而且我在附近找到了一间很好的公寓
And besides, I found a nice apartment nearby,
你也可以继续步行去学校
and you can still walk to school.
学校和这有什么关系
What does school have to do with any of this?
- 我在说我的侦探事务所 - 蒂米 我知道这很难
- I'm talking about my agency! - Timmy, I know it's not easy...
我不可能立马就搬走我的业务
I can't just move my business at the drop of a hat.
更不用说 我还得制作新的名片 这些都没用
Not to mention, I'll have to make new business cards. These are useless.
- 我不搬家 这是不可能的 - 蒂米
- I'm not moving. It's out of the question! - Timmy.
备忘 不要雇佣母亲 不可靠
Note to file, do not hire Mother. Unreliable.
除了我的熊没人能理解我面临的压力
No one but my bear understood the pressure I was under.
我妈不行 我同学也不行
Not my mother... not my peers.
他们都没意识到我的事务所真正的价值
They all failed to realize the true value of my agency.
如果他们意识到的话 我就可免受如此恼人的伤害
If they did, I would be spared such profoundly annoying disruptions.
像搬家 还有班级出游
Like moving. And class trips.
- 菲列 - 你好 克罗科斯先生
- Failure. - Hello, Mr. Crocus.
我希望你仔细地听我说 我不希望你今天惹任何祸
I want you to listen to me very carefully, I don't want any trouble from you today.
只要犯一个错 你的出游就中止
One misstep, and you're suspended.
没有法官 没有陪审团 也没有反驳的希望
No judge, no jury. No hope.
明了
Capisce?
- capisce是什么意思 - 明白了吗 的意思
- What does "capisce" mean? - It means, understand?
我明白了
I capisce you.
嘿 在这儿呢 你看 那个大坝
Hey, there it is! Look, the dam.
博纳维尔船闸和大坝 是国家级的历史性地标
The Bonneville Lock and Dam is a national historic landmark.
始建于1933年
Construction on it began in 1933.
这些涡轮机可发电一千二百兆瓦
These turbines generate 1200 megawatts of power.
可供九十万人家
That is enough electricity to power 900,000 homes...
或者像波特兰这样规模的城市使用
or a city the size of Portland.
厉害
Cool.
有问题吗
Any questions?
- 你说 - 这里有安全保障设施吗
- Yes? - Do you have security at this site?
安保 有的 就在你们刚停车那个地儿
Security? Yeah. Your bus stopped at our guard station on the way in.
- 是那个吗 - 呃
- Is that it? - Well...
我恐怕我们不能继续深入探讨这个问题
I'm afraid I can't discuss that too far in depth,
关于这个安全原因
for, well, security reasons.
为什么她如此在意安全措施
Why is she so concerned with security?
我爸爸说他的两个拳头是我们需要的唯一的安全措施
My dad says his two fists are the only security we need.
我外婆买了只大狗
My grandma bought a huge dog.
- 它可以攻击入侵者 - 哦
- It can maul an intruder. - Oh.
你听说过有人抢钱包吗
Have you heard about the purse snatchings?
我知道 我在新闻上看到过
I have, I saw it on the news.
闭嘴 要不我现在就带你们回家
Mouths shut! Or I'm putting you all on the bus back home.
- 真的可以这样吗 - 你不行 费列
- Is that really an option? - Not for you, Failure.
只要我不退休 你就别想走
You're gonna stay here till I retire.
另一件有趣的事实是
Another interesting fact about this dam is it was built
- 这个大坝建于大萧条时期 - 哦 不
- during the Great Depression. - Oh, no.
那时候人们急需工作
That was when people needed jobs...
她正在执行核心计划
She's executing the master plan.
三 二 一
Three, two, one.
我这儿都黑了 伙计们
I'm in the dark here, guys.
罗洛 我需要帮助
Rollo, I need help.
不 我退出了 让我静静
No, I quit. Leave me alone.
那些俄国人企图破坏我们的生活方式
The Russians want to destroy our way of life.
- 他们想把我们拖入黑暗中 - 我不是很在乎我们的生活方式
- They're gonna plunge us into darkness. - I'm not worried about our way of life.
我倒是很担心我的成绩
I'm worried about saving my grade.
这样 我发誓我一定学习
Do this, and I promise to study.
- 发誓 - 以我的熊发誓
- Swear? - Swear on my bear.
走吧 走吧 别停 别停 别停
Let's go, let's go. Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving.
- 走吧 - 科罗卡斯先生 我想说
- Let's go. - Mr. Crocus, I just wanted to say
我发现像这样的实地考察 对我很有帮助
I find field trips like this to be very helpful in my development.
- 你怎么了 - 没什么 我只是在感恩
- What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm just being appreciative.
嗯 如果你的感谢这么诡异 那我收到了 走吧
Well, if by appreciative you mean odd, then I agree. Now, go. Go.
嘿 小子 站住
Hey, kid. Stop right there!
费列
Failure.
柯琳娜
Corrina!
柯琳娜
Corrina!
那个小矮子在哪
Where is that runt?
在那呢
There he is.
她去哪了
Where is she?
柯琳娜
Corrina!
- 蒂米去哪了 - 我不知道
- Where is Timmy? - I don't know.
费列
Failure?
熊爸爸 熊爸爸 我跟丢目标了
Papa Bear, Papa Bear. I've lost the target.
请求支援
Request back up.
收到了吗
Do you copy?
重复 收到了吗
Repeat. Do you copy?
记次大过
That's a demerit.
门可真多
That's a lot of doors.
我要杀了他
I'm gonna kill him.
目标已进入禁区 我即将跟进
The target has entered the restricted area. I'm going in.
费列 过来 你个小滑头
Failure! Get over here, you little rat.
我在警告你
I'm warning you.
如果你要穿过那扇门 我保证你
If you go through that door, I guarantee you'll never make it
不会成功进入六年级的
to sixth grade.
以上帝
For the love of...
哇
Whoa!
柯琳娜
Corrina!
回声
Echo!
下一次 我会用皮带栓住他的
Next time, I'm keeping him on a leash.
- 费列 回来 立刻回来 - 不行 我被困住了
- Failure, get back in here. Now. - Can't. Stuck.
那么赶紧脱困
So, unstick it.
- 失败了 - 把它脱了赶紧过来
- Still stuck. - Take it off and leave it there.
但它是独一无二的围巾
It's one of a kind.
这是最后通牒了 费列
This is the final straw, Failure.
我不会再威胁你了 也不课后留你了
No more threats, no more detention.
我做老师已经43年了
I gave 43 years to this profession
我从来没劝退过任何学生
and I never quit on a single student.
但我要劝你退学了 听到了吗
But I'm quitting on you, did you hear me?
我劝你退学 费列
I am quitting on you, Failure.
我是丹
This is Dan.
他要打开溢洪道 放很多水
He's gonna open up the spillway and release a whole lot of water.
捂住你们的耳朵
Cover your ears.
声音会很大的
It's about to get very loud.
哦 不
Oh, no!
- 怎么了 - 我不知道
- What's happening? - I don't know!
- 摘掉围巾 摘掉 - 不可能
- Take off the scarf, take it off! - Never!
我们要死了
We're going to die!
我的围巾
My scarf!
- 你把它撕坏了 - 走 走 跑啊
- You ripped it! - Go. Go. Go!
- 锁上了 - 什么
- Locked. - What?
不 不
No! No!
水来了 快趴下来
Here comes the water! Get down!
- 为什么 - 因为我们会被冲走
- Why? - 'Cause we're gonna get washed away!
- 你在干什么 - 救你
- What are you doing? - Saving you.
我们都是专业人士 一山难容二虎
We were two professionals, often at odds.
现在由于困难暂时合作
Now bound by adversity.
但是我们有一处误判
But we had made one miscalculation.
水 我们
Water. Us.
我觉得没事了 科罗卡斯先生
I think it's over, Mr. Crocus.
科罗卡斯先生
Mr. Crocus?
你还好吗 科罗卡斯先生
Are you all right, Mr. Crocus?
行动的结果十分复杂
The aftermath of the operation was complicated.
首先 他们向我母亲汇报了俄罗斯人的阴谋
First, they debriefed my mother on the Russian plot.
- 然后她向她的领导汇报了情况 - 别这样 大哥 我需要这份工作
- Then she debriefed her boss. - Come on, I need this job, man.
但本次行动属顶级机密
But the operation was so top secret...
我妈妈不会告诉我的
that my mother didn't want to debrief me.
直到我们到家
Until we got home.
你被停学三天了 蒂米 三天
You're suspended for three days, Timmy, three days.
他们想要开除你
They wanted to expel you.
如果你的顾问再不介入 我们就要找一所新学校了
If your counselor hadn't stepped in, then we'd be looking for a new school.
- 你在听我说吗 - 当然
- Are you listening to me? - Of course.
但是 你不用去上班吗 妈妈
But, shouldn't you be returning to work, Mother?
我用 但我没去 你知道为什么吗
Yeah, I should. But I'm not. And do you wanna know why?
因为我告诉我老板要呆在家里
Because when I told my boss that I had to stay home
在未来三天 照顾你
and take care of you for the next three days,
他和我说别再来了 他开除了我
he told me not to bother coming in at all. He fired me.
他给你多少钱 我付你十倍
I can pay you ten times what he's paying.
不 你付不起 这 这必须要结束了
No, you can't. This... this has to stop.
- 你明年要去上中学 - 不 我不去
- You're going to middle school next year. - No, I'm not.
我不会去中学的 我要把我的事务所转移到市中心
I'm not going to middle school. I am moving my agency downtown.
我们谈过这个问题
We've talked about this.
你没有事务所 蒂米 现在不再有了
You don't have an agency, Timmy. Not anymore.
你在干什么
What are you doing?
做我早该昨晚的事儿
Something I should've done a long time ago.
我要把这些假货毁了 然后关掉事务所
I'm putting an end to all this pretending. I'm shutting it all down.
- 停下 - 不
- Stop! - No!
你要明白 有因必有果
You have got to understand that there are consequences.
那是我的官方许可证 我需要那个
Hey! That's my official license. I need that.
- 我还有案件呢 - 不 你没有 你就是个小孩
- I have open cases. - No, you don't. You're a kid.
小孩不处理案件
Kids don't have open cases.
如果没有许可 我就没法运营我的事务所
I can't operate my agency without a license.
没错 你不能再运行事务所了
Exactly! You're gonna stop running your agency,
你要像个正常小孩一样生活
you're gonna start acting like a normal kid.
正常是给普通人的 你和我说过的
And normal is for normal people, you told me that.
我错了 我错了 蒂米
I was wrong! I was wrong, Timmy!
你得纠正这个想法 你得学会长大
You have got to fit in, you've got to grow up.
明白吗
Do you understand?
- 是的 - 我听不到
- Affirmative. - I didn't hear you!
嗯
Yes.
就是这样
And just like that...
我失去了我的事务所
I lost my agency.
我不再有客户
That meant no more clients.
不再有办公室
No more office.
不再有房子
No more house.
没有事务所的人就像没有壳的乌龟
A man without his agency is like a turtle without his shell.
他的位置 他的想法
Stripped of his place...
都被剥夺了
and his purpose...
他注定是平庸的
destined for mediocrity.
所以 我没有选择 只能向命运屈服
Thus, I had no choice but to surrender to my fate.
接受那愚蠢的 单调的 平凡的生活
The mindless monotony of the normal life.
- 嘿 蒂米 - 欢迎回来 蒂米
- Hey, Timmy. - Welcome back, Timmy.
- 你的围巾呢 - 大家好
- Where's your scarf? - Hi, everyone.
- 你好 柯琳娜 - 你好
- Hi, Corrina. - Hello.
- 你好 - 大家早上好
- Hi. - Good morning, everyone.
对不起 我来晚了 闹钟没响
So sorry I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.
你敢相信吗
Can you believe it?
科罗卡斯走了
Crocus is gone.
- 那个是来替他的 - 她说他去度假了
- That’s his replacement. - She said he's on vacation.
但我觉得是因为你在大坝出的事儿
But I think it's because of what happened with you at the dam.
我爸爸说科罗卡斯骨折了
My dad said Crocus snapped.
更糟的是 我们失去了弗雷德里克·科罗卡斯
Adding insult to injury, the loss of Fredrick Crocus.
那个我非常欣赏的人
A man I deeply admired.
蒂米 我回家了
Timmy, I'm home.
- 嘿 - 嗨
- Hey. - Hi.
- 今天在学校怎么样 - 好
- How was school? - Good.
有作业吗
Got any homework?
做了
I did it.
哦 真不错
Oh? Good.
我现在就做晚饭
I'll get dinner ready then.
好
Okay.
蒂米
Timmy...
一切都会好的
everything’s gonna be all right.
我都找到新工作了
I even found a new job.
哦
Okay.
好消息是 妈妈找到了新工作
The good news about Mother's new job
我本会因此稍微高兴一点
should've lifted my spirits.
但是她的薪水越来越多
But as her employment fortunes rose...
我的情况却越来越糟
my continued to fall.
没有客户 没有事务所
With no clients and no agency,
我除了解雇我唯一的雇员 别无他法
I had no choice but to lay off my only employee.
所以我和托托决定像两个专业人士那样分开
So Total and I agreed to part ways as two professionals.
但有时候 专家也是普通人
But sometimes, the professional can sure feel personal.
也会觉得孤独
And being normal can sure feel lonely.
而且还会困惑
Not to mention puzzling.
蒂米 你想为支持动物宣传月买点饼干吗
Hi, Timmy, wanna buy cookies to support Animal Awareness?
我没钱
I don't have any money.
就买一个 真的挺好吃
Just take one. They're really good.
你是要吃了那个饼干 还是就干瞪眼
You gonna eat that cookie or just stare at it?
我不饿
I'm not hungry.
我看了你的情报 真好
I got your intel. It's very good.
- 但是你为什么错过了我们的会议 - 我再也不用去了
- But why'd you miss our meeting? - I don't need to go anymore.
我现在是个普通人
I'm being normal now.
知道了
Got it.
所以 你打算怎么办
So, what's the plan?
上中学
Go to middle school.
和他们一样
Act like them.
你不可能和他们一样
You can't be like them.
为什么不
Why not?
因为你不一样
Because you're different.
没错 你的生活很庞大
That's right. Your life is big...
很独特 很奇怪 很蒂米
and original, and weird, and you.
我别无选择
I don't have a choice.
我必须关掉事务所
I had to close the agency.
真糟糕
That's a bad break.
我想它和大坝一样 被停掉了
I suppose it had something to do with the dam, getting suspended.
- 错已铸成 - 你犯的错
- Mistakes were made. - By you.
你忘了那回事 有没有事务所
You left that part out. Agency or no agency,
你都犯了错 是你犯的错
you make a mistake, you own it.
你要吸取教训 然后学会适应
Then you learn from it and adapt.
- 适应吗 - 当然
- Adapt? - Absolutely.
你看 专业人士不畏困难 照单全收
You see, professionals take whatever the world throws at them
然后会变成更好的自己
and they use it to become a better version of themselves.
就像我被偷了车时做的那样
Like I did when my car got stolen.
没错
That's right.
就在我家房子的前面 该死的
From right in front of my house. Sucked.
你应该和我的事务所联系的
You should've contacted my agency.
我那时还不知道你
I didn't know you then.
问题是
The point is,
我的车丢了之后 我就没办法开车去工作
after the car got stolen, I had no way to get to work.
但我喜欢我的工作
But I love my work.
就像你 这才是我
Like you. It's who I am.
所以我开始适应
So I adapted.
我开始骑车去学校
Started riding my bike to school.
没有让那辆失窃的车阻止我
Wasn't gonna let a stolen car stop me.
我通过骑车减了十磅
And I lost ten pounds from bike riding so...
其实是很不错的
it's all good.
- 你减了十磅吗 - 没错
- You lost ten pounds? - Yes, I lost ten pounds.
所以 我不会告诉你怎么运营你自己的业务
So, I'm not gonna tell you how to run your business, okay?
但是我知道 如果你喜欢你做的事
But I do know, if you love what you do...
你要为之奋斗
you gotta fight for it.
如果失败了 就要去适应
And if something isn't working, you gotta adapt.
这样
You do that,
没有人可以夺走你的事务所 你妈妈和科罗卡斯先生都不行
then no one can take away your agency. Not your mother, not Mr. Crocus.
去中学也不能
Not going to middle school.
吃饼干吧
Enjoy your cookie.
一根线吗
A wire?
它让我觉醒起来
And that's when it hit me.
俄罗斯人永不投降
Russians never quit.
我也不会
And neither could I.
这意味着我需要我的搭档
That meant I was going to need my partner.
但是找托托十分艰难
But retrieving Total was a daunting task.
所以我要和当地的执法部门合作
Which meant it was time to collaborate with local law enforcement.
就算是等级很低的部门
Even if it was low level.
在这儿好好呆着 罗伊
Stay safe out there, Roy.
- 你好 - 嘿 蒂米
- Hello. - Hey, Timmy.
你吓到我了 一切都好吗
You scared me. Everything all right?
要不我怎么会站在这儿
Would I be standing here if it was?
不 应该不吧 你妈妈怎么样
No, guess not. Uh, is it about your mom?
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不怎么样 关于动物园
Negative. About the zoo.
我需要准入证 非常急
I need admission. It's urgent.
行 为什么
Okay. Why?
兄弟 你得相信我 真的
Hey, man, you can trust me. Really.
我是你坚实的后盾
I'm a solid dude.
一个俄罗斯人偷走了费列战车
A Russian agent stole the Failure Mobile,
她要捣毁我的事务所 实现她的终极计划
so she could destroy my agency and achieve her master plan.
这使我和我的商业伙伴分开了
That forced me to part ways with my business partner.
我要把他找回来
I want him back.
- 他在动物园吗 - 是的
- And he's at the zoo? - Correct.
他是个北极熊
He's a polar bear.
你认真的吗
Are you serious?
好 首先 很感谢你愿意和我分享
Okay. Well, first of all, thank you for sharing.
真的很感谢
I really appreciate it.
第二 这真不错
Second of all, that is awesome.
没错
Affirmative.
这是你的票 在动物园玩得愉快
Here are your tickets. Please enjoy the zoo.
好 北极熊圈在哪
All right, where is the polar bear enclosure?
就在那 但是关闭了
It is right here, but it's closed.
- 为什么 - 要翻新
- How come? - Renovations.
- 那北极熊呢 - 犹他州的霍格尔动物园
- Where are the polar bears? - Utah. Hogle Zoo.
- 犹他州 - 太荒谬了
- Utah. - Absurd.
- 并不荒谬 - 十分荒谬
- It's not absurd. - It is, too.
- 你太荒谬了 - 嘿 嘿
- You're absurd. - Hey, hey.
兄弟 站在这儿
Just right there, buddy.
他就是个小孩 一个很失望的小孩
He's just a kid, and he's really upset all right?
他是个粗鲁的小孩
But he's a rude kid, so...
呃 他现在压力很大 他的搭档在动物园里
Well, he's just under the impression that his partner is at this zoo.
让我搞清楚状况 我们会有办法的 好吗
Let me get some clarity on that situation and we'll figure this out, all right?
抓着我 蒂米
Hang tight. Timmy...
蒂米
Timmy?
蒂米
Timmy!
熊爸爸 熊爸爸 行动全面启动
Papa Bear, Papa Bear. Operation Extract is in full effect.
熊爸爸 该回家了
Papa Bear, it's time to come home.
重复 该回家了
Repeat, it's time to come home.
熊爸爸
Papa Bear?
托托
Total!
托托
Total!
托托
Total?
托托
Total!
我最后一次见他是在售票处
Last time I saw him, we were at the ticket booth.
他 他大概这么高 有着棕色头发
He... he’s about this height, he’s got brown hair,
穿着短裤和条纹T恤 还有
he’s wearing shorts, a striped t-shirt and...
红围巾
Red scarf.
- 蒂米 你还好吗 - 当然
- Timmy, are you okay? - Affirmative.
- 你去哪了 - 找我的熊
- Where did you go? - To find my bear.
- 然后呢 - 还他自由
- And? - Liberated.
挺好
Right on.
- 啊 你妈妈打电话了 - 扔了 它有可能被窃听了
- Ah, it's your mom calling. - Throw it away, it might be tapped.
停车的时候 我再打回去
I'll call her back when we park.
蒂米 谢谢你让我帮你 兄弟
And, Timmy, thanks for letting me help, man.
真的 我想让你知道你的信任对我而言意义非凡
Really. It means a lot that you trusted me, I want you to know that.
谢谢你能告诉我
Thank you for sharing.
别跑
Stop
嘿
Hey
他抢了我的钱包 嘿
He took my purse! Hey!
是那个抢钱包的人
That was the purse snatcher.
- 我知道啊 - 你不应该去阻止他吗
- I know. - Shouldn't you stop him?
对 我知道 对啊 我猜我应该 对 好吧
Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I guess I should, yeah, okay.
- 他去了那条小路 - 好的 好 我知道了
- He went down that alley - Okay, okay. I got it!
- 他在那儿 - 好 好 我看到了
- There he goes. - Okay, okay. I got it.
呆在这儿 别乱跑
Wait here. Don't move.
- 别动 兄弟 - 你是谁
- Freeze, man. - Who are you?
- 警察 - 你是个条子吗
- Police. - You're a cop?
- 道路监管 - 你是个罚单大妈
- Parking enforcement. - You're a meter maid.
好吧兄弟 把那个钱包给我吧
Okay. Just hand over the purse, buddy.
- 当然了 给你 - 谢谢合作
- Sure. Here you go. - Thank you.
我真的很感谢你能做出明智的选择
I really appreciate you doing the right thing here, man.
过誉了 但是我实际上是要做错误的选择
Thanks. But I am actually gonna do the wrong thing.
放开我
Get off me
他需要后援
He needs backup.
- 你发什么神经 - 没人喜欢交警
- What is your problem? - No one likes a meter maid, dude.
我知道 我在尝试改变人们的想法 通过
I know. I'm trying to change that though by engaging in a...
谁在乎呢
No one cares!
我们来了 坚持住
Here we go. Hang on.
后援到了
Here comes backup.
蒂米
Timmy
准备接受冲击
Prepare for impact!
错已铸成
Mistakes were made.
但不是今天
But not today.
今天 我会表现的像一个专业人士
Today, I would act like a professional.
一个真正的行家
A real professional.
让当地执法部门处理剩下的事情
And let local law enforcement do their job.
车里的这位
You, in the truck.
挡我道了
I can't get by.
快把你和你的大肥狗给我挪个位
Move you and your big, fat dog out of my way.
我照办了
So I did.
有点损失而已
And it hurt.
蒂米 你还好吗 告诉我你没事
Timmy! Hi! Hi, are you okay? Tell me you're okay.
- 我还好 - 太好了
- I'm okay. - You're okay? Okay.
- 他还好吗 - 他没有大碍 还很幸运
- He's okay? - He's okay and he's very lucky.
- 我让你们两个独处一会儿 - 谢谢
- I'll give you two a moment. - Okay. Thank you.
我很抱歉花了这么久才赶来 接到克里斯宾的电话我就来了
I'm sorry it took me so long to get here. I came here as soon as Crispin called me.
- 克里斯宾呢 - 在和警方沟通
- Where's Crispin? - Talking to the police.
- 我们捉到了那个抢钱包的人 - 真的吗 你太棒了
- We apprehended the purse snatcher. - You did? That's good.
天呐 我只是 看到你没事真是太高兴了
Oh, God! I'm just... I'm just happy that you're safe.
我还以为
I thought that something...
我还以为你出了什么意外
I thought something bad had happened to you.
他们也没 他们没告诉我具体发生了什么
And they didn't... they didn't tell me what happened.
所以 我不知道
So, I... I didn't know...
- 我的老天 - 对不起
- Oh. God! - I'm sorry.
真的吗
You... you are?
是的 我只是想挽回我的事务所
Yes. I was just trying to get my agency back.
我需要它
I need it.
特别是如果我必须上中学
Especially if I have to go to middle school.
我希望你能重启你的事务所
I want you to have your agency back.
- 可你不是说 - 我知道我说了什么
- But you said... - I know what I said.
我那时很烦恼 我犯错了
I was upset, I made a mistake.
你真的这么觉得
You did?
是的
Yeah.
我犯了 犯了很多错误
Yeah. I make... I make lots of them.
我也是
So do I.
嗯
Well...
我们都会进步的
we are both going to do better.
- 我们一起 好吗 - 当然
- Together, okay? - Affirmative.
请容许我
Excuse me.
备注到档案 重新考虑录用妈妈
Note to file. Reconsider hiring Mom.
- 你好 - 嘿
- Hello. - Hey!
蒂米 你怎么样啊 朋友
Timmy! How are you doing, buddy?
我是来说正事的
I'm here on professional matters.
动物宣传月集会 有意思
Rally for Animal Awareness Month. Right on!
- 我会尽可能到场的 - 我有备用方案
- I'll try to come. - I could use the backup.
嘿 你知道吗 我偶然发现了些什么
Hey, you know what? I stumbled upon something
你可能会感兴趣 是关于
you might be interested in. It's...
与俄罗斯相关
It's Russia related.
我妈会去集会的 告诉你一声
My mother will be at the rally, for your information.
是吗
Oh, yeah?
- 她还生我气吗 - 对
- She still mad at me? - Affirmative.
- 但僵局已经有所缓和了 - 我把事情搞砸了
- But the ice is breaking. - Yeah. I really screwed up.
- 错已铸成 - 我的人生写照
- Mistakes were made. - Yeah. Story of my life.
同感
Mine too.
这是违法停泊车辆
It was illegally parked.
难以置信
Impossible.
- 你告诉我妈了吗 - 没有
- Did you tell my mother? - No.
我今早在做清点的时候才看见
I just saw it this morning during inventory.
你打算怎么处理这件事
How do you want to play it?
备注到档案 警方可能与俄方有所勾结
Note to file. Possible police collusion with the Russians.
案件又堆积起来了 贡纳尔的书包 死掉的仓鼠
The crimes were piling up. Gunnar's backpack, A dead hamster,
还有两面三刀的警方
and double-dealing cops.
但这出乎我的意料吗 非也
But was I surprised? Negative.
毕竟 这可是波特兰
After all, this was Portland.
斯顿普敦 一个充斥着犯罪
Stumptown. A place rife with crime...
腐败 还有俄罗斯人的城市
corruption, and Russians.
感谢卡弗雷特小学的学生教师乐队
Thank you to the Carverette Elementary Student Teacher Band.
也感谢今天到场的各位
And thank you all for being here today.
我们小活动家们为了这一切付出了很多努力
Our young activists worked very hard to put this all together.
我为他们骄傲
And I'm damn proud of them.
你们也应该这样
And you should be, too.
我说真的
I'm serious.
鼓掌
Clap.
很好
Good.
现在 欢迎我们的学生组织者 莫莉·莫斯金斯
Now, welcome our student organizer, Molly Moskins.
好样的 莫莉
Yes, Molly!
- 蒂米呢 - 我没见到他
- Where's Timmy? - I don't see him.
- 谢谢 - 还有我的平衡车呢 我最关心这个
- Thank you. - Or my Segway, for that matter.
- 哦对 - 欢迎各位
- Oh, yeah. - Welcome, everyone.
- 什么 - 没什么
- What? - Nothing.
我们 来自卡弗雷特小学的学生们
We, the students of Carverette Elementary School,
诚挚地邀请你们加入我们一起庆祝这份
urge you to join us in celebrating the glory that is the animal world,
共同保护野生动物宣言的荣耀
in our commitment to wildlife conservation.
我们谨献这场集会 来纪念我们班里的仓鼠
We dedicate this rally to our late class hamster,
亲爱的仓鼠汉米
the beloved Hammy Ham.
愿他的灵魂能得到安息
May his soul rest in peace.
现在 欢迎来到台上 蒂米·菲列
And now, please welcome to the stage, Timmy Failure.
不
No.
蒂米在那儿 他骑着你的平衡车
There's Timmy. And he has your Segway.
是的
He does.
日安 人类们
Greetings, fellow humans.
我的老天
Oh, boy.
请记住这间学校内有一条禁止北极熊的校规
Please be advised that this school has a "no polar bear" policy on campus.
不仅如此
That is not just.
我要宰了他
I'm gonna kill him.
不是你告诉他要大声说出自己的想法吗
You're the one who told him to stand up and be heard.
北极熊可能会格格不入 他可能懒惰成性
A polar bear may be different. He may be lazy.
他可能会吃垃圾 他可能态度恶劣
He may eat garbage and he may have a poor attitude.
可是 他同时也是一种渐危物种
But, he is also a vulnerable species
他值得得到保护
and worth protecting.
因为一只北极熊是高尚的 尊贵的 而且有所担当
For a polar bear is loyal, and noble, and capable of greatness.
其实 所有在这个集会里的动物都能有所担当
In fact, all of the animals in this rally are capable of greatness.
- 说得真好 - 噢 他太可爱了
- Right on. - Oh, he's so delicious.
所以 即使我们该上中学了
So, it may be time for us to move on to middle school.
可能也是时候要适应新生活了
It may be time for us to adapt to a new way of life.
但我们永远不应该停止做自己
But it will never be time for us to stop being us.
你可以告诉我们的家长 我们的老师
You can tell that to our parents, you can tell that to our teachers,
你可以告诉俄罗斯人们
and you can tell that to the Russians.
好样的 蒂米
Go, Timmy!
上帝保佑卡弗雷特小学 上帝保佑波特兰
God bless Carverette Elementary, God bless Portland,
上帝保佑弗雷德里克·科罗卡斯
and God bless Fredrick Crocus!
这无疑是胜利的时刻
It was a moment of unmitigated triumph.
我只希望弗雷德里克·科罗卡斯
I only wish that Fredrick Crocus,
那位无敌的教育者 可以在场见证这一刻
an educator unrivaled, could have been here to witness it.
但我很快就意识到他缺席的原因
But then I knew why he wasn't.
救命啊
Save me!
她还在酝酿着更多邪恶的计划
She was plotting more evil...
而我们会阻止她
and we would be there to stop it.
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有个人过着危险的生活
There's a man who leads a life of danger
他遇到的人都是陌生人
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
他每走一步都要再冒一次险
With every move he makes Another chance he takes
他很可能活不到明天
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
这就是特务 这就是密探
Secret agent man, secret agent man
他们赋予你编号 隐去你的姓名
They've given you a number And taken away your name
当心你身边漂亮的面孔
Beware of pretty faces that you find
英俊的脸庞下 隐藏着阴险的内心
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
啊 请谨言慎行 否则你会出卖自己
Ah, be careful what you say Or you'll give yourself away
你很可能活不到明天
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
这就是间谍 这就是特工
Secret agent man, secret agent man
他们赋予你编号 隐去你的姓名
They've given you a number And taken away your name
这就是特务 这就是密探
Secret agent man, secret agent man
他们赋予你编号 隐去你的姓名
They've given you a number And taken away your name
今天在海滨度假
Swingin' on the Riviera one day
明天就沦落到孟买的小巷里
And then layin' in the Bombay alley Next day
哦不 你说错话了 在亲吻巧舌如簧的嘴唇时
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip While kissing persuasive lips
你很可能活不到明天
The odds are you won't live To see tomorrow
这就是间谍 这就是特工
Secret agent man, secret agent man
他们赋予你编号 隐去你的姓名
They've given you a number And taken away your name
这就是特工
Secret agent man